This is where I am during the week, at work in the basement on the heating vent. I've been working at this job for almost two years and I'm awesome at it because I make sure everything is working OK. It's important for me to be directly on top of it to make sure the heat is working and warm enough. It's the Best. Job. Ever. I feel bad for Luanne because she is a box sitter--how boring. And Teen Baby is retired and just sleeps all day.
Every morning, the mom comes down to say good-bye to me before she goes to work and it takes her forever. I try and pretend she's not there by not looking at her, but she stays there and talks to me until I talk back. She's learned my squeaking language but she isn't very good at it. Sometimes she gets so distracted by how adorable I am that she forgets how to speak her own language. I never forget how to speak Squeak.