Dorf at 3 years

Dorf at 3 years

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas!

So does he end up getting the Red Ryder BB gun? I'm sure I'll be napping before the movie is over.

Well, I hope you got what YOU wanted!

Pips and squeaks,

Friday, November 9, 2012

Bon matin, tout le monde

I'm getting ready to spend my day snoozing in different parts of the house. If you can't be lazy today, I'll be lazy for you.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Momma's Day!

I have been lucky enough to have three mommas: my kitty momma, my foster momma, Robyn, and now my forever momma.

Every day I am showered with more love than I can handle kissing momma

more toys than I ever thought I'd have at my disposal Dorfy bliss toys DSC_0272 DSC_0097 investigative reporter tastes good St. Louis-20111105-00381

siblings who don't mind that I share the bed with them sibs

more Real Housewives of Orange County than I ever thought it was possible to watch rh oc

and more pillows than I ever thought it was possible for a house to contain. St. Louis-20110612-00738 DSC_0106 pillow toes pillow 2 pillow 3 flipped over pillow

I hope all you other kitties celebrate your mommas today, too! happy mommas day

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

We got a giant new scratching post!

scratching post


The next day, though, this appeared behind it. I'm not sure what it's for, but it's comfortable to sit on.


And it's very convenient. All I have to do is stretch a little bit to reach the new post.


But that will be our little secret.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Proof of warmth

I wanted to show everyone that I'm staying warm so I made the chick who lives with me tape it. It's short but at least she followed my directions. Happy Caturday!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

WTF is this???

Front window (the cats' noses spend a lot of time against the window, evidently; oh wait, no, those are FLAKES, OK no they aren't)
front yard

front yard2

Back window
back yard

back yard2

I am cold.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

The torbie and the turbo-ball

This is me minding my own business, playing with my turbo-ball. Then I get stalked by the paparazzi. Can't a kitty just live her life without being constantly filmed and photographed, for God's sake?

Friday, January 6, 2012

The princess and the thermostat

Since it's gotten colder outside, I've discovered that my mom is apparently an Eskimo when it's time for bed. The house gets colder--and, YES, I DO notice even though I have a thick coat of amazingly gorgeous fur--and Luanne and Teen Baby crowd the momma for the night.
Lu and Tee

So far, Luanne still doesn't allow me to sleep propped up against mom legs or mom arms (warmth-hogger), so I either sleep in one of my beds, which are both on the big bed, or I sleep in the cat tree, which is right next to the bed.
Dorfy cat tree

A few weekends ago, I took advantage of the momma sleeping late and got under the covers (I do this every once in awhile now), and I discovered I could do my Bikram yoga in there. That's when you roll around and stretch and it's warm. In case you didn't know, BIKRAM stands for "Bodies Imitating Kitteh Relaxation and Meditation." Now you know. Spread the word. We invented this AND we don't need water bottles or towels. Or mats.

So, first I wedged my way inside and got right next to the momma. Despite the fact that she is constantly shivering and wrapping herself in 80 layers of clothes, she was warm.
Dorfy covers 1

I immediately rolled onto my back and got myself into position...
Dorfy covers 2

for Upside-Down-Facing Kitteh. If you try this and are unable to touch your toes to your chin, you are not a cat. Sorry.
Dorfy covers 3

After maintaining this position for 10 minutes (oh yes I did), I released and relaxed next to the momma.
Dorfy covers 4

Dorfy covers 5.2

Dorfy covers 5.1

and then took a nap.
dorfy covers 6

I am not spoiled.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Remember my blue baby bed that Robyn sent me home in?

I still fit in it, but somehow it's getting smaller! I'm not getting bigger. I'm NOT. I am still a baby. Happy New Year!

baby bed